The Culture is a Lie Or How I learned to stop worrying and love the toxic culture. Paul Czarkowski @pczarkowski © Copyright 2018 Pivotal Software, Inc. All rights Reserved. Version 1.0

The Culture is a Lie Or How I learned to stop worrying and love the toxic culture. Paul Czarkowski @pczarkowski © Copyright 2018 Pivotal Software, Inc. All rights Reserved. Version 1.0

Paul Czarkowski

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Culture Automation Lean Measurement Sharing

Culture

Culture is driven by behavior Behavior is driven by incentive Incentive is driven by leadership

Leaders were put in place by the existing culture.

STORY TIME

EA

https://dilbert.com/strip/2009-10-09

https://dilbert.com/strip/2009-10-09

https://dilbert.com/strip/2009-10-09

DevOps Team

Anyways…

Meritocracy

Meritocracy

Meritocracy is the opposite of Diversity

“Every selection of one is a rejection of many.” - Michael Dunlop Young

Culture

Culture

I died on the culture hill

I died on the culture hill Twice.

Don’t die on hills.

Give up?

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, And wisdom to know the difference.

And wisdom to know the difference.

“Change your job, or change your job” Some Famous Devop

“Accept your job, or change your job” - Me

“The grass is NOT Greener on the Other side”

Every Company Is a tirefire.

I L I T e g n l a o h r C nt Co

I L I T e g n l a o h r C nt Co I G A E L M U R C S E f Sa

L I T E L s p O v e I D I G E A n R a M S e b U n g R a n l C a K S o h C ntr n E a f o e a C L S

YOU ARE HERE

“Don’t fight stupid, Make more awesome!” - Jesse Robbins https://www.slideshare.net/jesserobbins/devops-change/

Culture Automation Lean Measurement Sharing

Empathy Automation Lean Measurement Sharing

“We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behaviour.” ― Stephen M.R. Covey, The Speed of Trust: The One Thing that Changes Everything

EMPATHY

LEAN

LEAN != Agile

Kanban

Kanban

https://www.digite.com/kanban/kanban-board/

https://www.digite.com/kanban/kanban-board/

https://jpetazzo.github.io/2017/12/24/productivity-depression-kanban-emoji/

“The secret to multi-tasking: do one thing at a time“ - Jérôme Petazzoni

https://jpetazzo.github.io/2017/12/24/productivity-depression-kanban-emoji/

https://jpetazzo.github.io/2017/12/24/productivity-depression-kanban-emoji/

https://jpetazzo.github.io/2017/12/24/productivity-depression-kanban-emoji/

https://jpetazzo.github.io/2017/12/24/productivity-depression-kanban-emoji/

https://jpetazzo.github.io/2017/12/24/productivity-depression-kanban-emoji/

https://jpetazzo.github.io/2017/12/24/productivity-depression-kanban-emoji/

https://falconfastening.com/lean-learning/supply-chain/inventory-management-thru-valuestream-mapping-1-of-6-vsm/

AUTOMATION

#!/bin/bash for server in $(cat hostnames.txt); do ssh root@$server rm -rf / done

The Goal of Automation is to reduce toil.

The more you automate, the more time you have To automate.

Automation: Adding Value Toil: Costing Money

Sharing

Measurement

Culture Empathy Automation Lean Measurement Sharing

STORY TIME

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Source: @petecheslock

Source: @petecheslock

● ● ● ● Implements STIG controls via Ansible playbooks Opensource project started at Rackspace Plays well with existing config management Easily override problematic controls

● ● ● ● Extends RSPEC for Compliance testing Similar to Serverspec, but better. Easy to go from serverspec to inspec Inspec-STIG is all of STIG already written into inspec tests.

Transforming How The World Builds Software Paul Czarkowski @pczarkowski © Copyright 2018 Pivotal Software, Inc. All rights Reserved.

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