The Culture is a Lie Or How I learned to stop worrying and love the toxic culture. Paul Czarkowski @pczarkowski © Copyright 2018 Pivotal Software, Inc. All rights Reserved. Version 1.0
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The Culture is a Lie Or How I learned to stop worrying and love the toxic culture. Paul Czarkowski @pczarkowski © Copyright 2018 Pivotal Software, Inc. All rights Reserved. Version 1.0
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Paul Czarkowski
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Vysichka
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Culture Automation Lean Measurement Sharing
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Culture
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Culture is driven by behavior Behavior is driven by incentive Incentive is driven by leadership
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Leaders were put in place by the existing culture.
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STORY TIME
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EA
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https://dilbert.com/strip/2009-10-09
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https://dilbert.com/strip/2009-10-09
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https://dilbert.com/strip/2009-10-09
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DevOps Team
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Anyways…
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Meritocracy
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Meritocracy
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Meritocracy is the opposite of Diversity
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“Every selection of one is a rejection of many.” - Michael Dunlop Young
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Culture
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Culture
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I died on the culture hill
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I died on the culture hill Twice.
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Don’t die on hills.
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Give up?
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, And wisdom to know the difference.
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And wisdom to know the difference.
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“Change your job, or change your job” Some Famous Devop
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“Accept your job, or change your job” - Me
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“The grass is NOT Greener on the Other side”
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Every Company Is a tirefire.
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I L I T e g n l a o h r C nt Co
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I L I T e g n l a o h r C nt Co I G A E L M U R C S E f Sa
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L I T E L s p O v e I D I G E A n R a M S e b U n g R a n l C a K S o h C ntr n E a f o e a C L S
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YOU ARE HERE
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“Don’t fight stupid, Make more awesome!” - Jesse Robbins https://www.slideshare.net/jesserobbins/devops-change/
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Culture Automation Lean Measurement Sharing
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Empathy Automation Lean Measurement Sharing
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“We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behaviour.” ― Stephen M.R. Covey, The Speed of Trust: The One Thing that Changes Everything
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EMPATHY
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LEAN
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LEAN != Agile
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Kanban
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Kanban
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https://www.digite.com/kanban/kanban-board/
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https://www.digite.com/kanban/kanban-board/
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https://jpetazzo.github.io/2017/12/24/productivity-depression-kanban-emoji/
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“The secret to multi-tasking: do one thing at a time“ - Jérôme Petazzoni
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https://jpetazzo.github.io/2017/12/24/productivity-depression-kanban-emoji/
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https://jpetazzo.github.io/2017/12/24/productivity-depression-kanban-emoji/
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https://jpetazzo.github.io/2017/12/24/productivity-depression-kanban-emoji/
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https://jpetazzo.github.io/2017/12/24/productivity-depression-kanban-emoji/
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https://jpetazzo.github.io/2017/12/24/productivity-depression-kanban-emoji/
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https://jpetazzo.github.io/2017/12/24/productivity-depression-kanban-emoji/
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https://falconfastening.com/lean-learning/supply-chain/inventory-management-thru-valuestream-mapping-1-of-6-vsm/
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AUTOMATION
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#!/bin/bash for server in $(cat hostnames.txt); do ssh root@$server rm -rf / done
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The Goal of Automation is to reduce toil.
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The more you automate, the more time you have To automate.
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Automation: Adding Value Toil: Costing Money
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Sharing
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Measurement
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Culture Empathy Automation Lean Measurement Sharing
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STORY TIME
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👁 🐝 //\
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Source: @petecheslock
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Source: @petecheslock
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● ● ● ● Implements STIG controls via Ansible playbooks Opensource project started at Rackspace Plays well with existing config management Easily override problematic controls
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● ● ● ● Extends RSPEC for Compliance testing Similar to Serverspec, but better. Easy to go from serverspec to inspec Inspec-STIG is all of STIG already written into inspec tests.
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Transforming How The World Builds Software Paul Czarkowski @pczarkowski © Copyright 2018 Pivotal Software, Inc. All rights Reserved.
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Paul Helping you sleep at night Paul Czarkowski @pczarkowski © Copyright 2018 Pivotal Software, Inc. All rights Reserved.
